Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!
What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.
Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
This customer comes into the computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.” “Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. “Due to lack of […]