FUNNY JOKES

What does IDK stand for

Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?” Brunette: “I don’t know.” Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was […]

Q: Why didn’t the fly go near the computer?

Q: Why didn’t the fly go near the computer? A: Because he was afraid he would get caught on the Web.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. “Where did you get this exact information?” “I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.”

Why is it that when you transport something by car

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

Why do you need a driver’s licence

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

What will fall on the lawn first?

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!