Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
‘”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde. “No,” said the brunette. “Okay,” said the blonde. “You start.”
Q: What did one of the prositute’s knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
People worry about health at the wrong times, you ever notice that? ‘Ooh, there’s a hair in my food.’ You’re eating bacon — there’s a pig’s ass in your food.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were […]