When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting — ‘No, man, I’ve got to go home.’
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a […]
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal’s ass. If there’s a place for his tongue, it’s a cow.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer? A: Beer.
December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way. My love always, Agnes December 15, 1972 Dearest John: Today the postman brought […]
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, “Twist to open.”
Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket.
Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows? A: Their horns don’t work.
Q: What do you call a cow who’s had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.