FUNNY JOKES

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?” She […]

THE LAWYER TOO BIG TO BURY

Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

CATFISH AND LAWYERS

Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? A: One’s a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.

BAD LAWYER

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE EVERYTHING

Q: What did one of the prositute’s knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.

A CLEAN IDIOT

Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a dope.