One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and […]
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal’s ass. If there’s a place for his tongue, it’s a cow.