FUNNY JOKES

A LIFE OF CRIME

A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store. “Don’t worry,” says the peel. “I’ve got you covered!” kultura v praze – Městská divadla Příspěvková organizace, instituce zimní přikrývky – Zimní přikrývky představují kvalitu a pohodlí pro uživatele, kteří nevytápí ložnice, teplota vzduchu je nízká.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?” She […]

CROSS THE ROAD… FAT TURKEY

Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.

ANTS DANCING

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, “Twist to open.”