FUNNY JOKES

THE LAWYER TOO BIG TO BURY

Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

A.J. JAMAL: THE GANG LOOK

When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting — ‘No, man, I’ve got to go home.’