FUNNY JOKES

Q: Why didn’t the fly go near the computer?

Q: Why didn’t the fly go near the computer? A: Because he was afraid he would get caught on the Web.

What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

What do computers eat when they get hungry?

What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

Redmond, WA

Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

This customer comes into the computer store.

This customer comes into the computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.” “Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”

A ragged individual stranded for several months

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. “Due to lack of […]