FUNNY JOKES

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?” She […]

THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH US

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system. ”As soon as I clock off” he said, ”I’m going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that blonde flight attendant.” The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped […]

AFTER YOU

‘”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde. “No,” said the brunette. “Okay,” said the blonde. “You start.”

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were […]

What does IDK stand for

Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?” Brunette: “I don’t know.” Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was […]