What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!