FUNNY JOKES

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!