FUNNY JOKES

An accountant visited the Natural History museum.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. “Where did you get this exact information?” “I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.”

Why is it that when you transport something by car

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

Why do you need a driver’s licence

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

What will fall on the lawn first?

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!